Hi. welcome.


This is my resume
I have listed some of my most impressive/‘valuable’ achievements and skills for your viewing pleasure, in hopes of getting a job, (or impressing you). 

But here are some other things to keep in mind: 
I make really good coffee 
I can say the alphabet backwards 
I can name several bird and tree species on sight
I can talk about The Met and their collection. Extensively.
I have more astrological knowledge than I would like to admit. I can tell you all about your sign. 
My sense of humor is charmingly terrible. (I have references) 
My enthusiasm can not be quantified.